Friday, 22 August 2008

Mongolia, motorbikes (nearly) and horsing about

After pitching up in Olgii, in Western Mongolia for the first couple of nights we met an English dude Iain who had bought himself a horse which had unfortunately bolted in the first couple of days. Undeterred he teamed up with a couple of Belgian lads who were the proud owners of a very old and beaten up Ural sidecar:



The three of them set off into the morning sunshine on their two bikes with Marty and I wondering if we'd ever see them again. Sorely tempted to join them, we had a look around the market to see if we might bag ourselves a sidecar for the 1500km trip to UlaanBataar.


I've got to admit though, even after the Enfield experience of India these bikes did not fill me with confidence, so we hedged our bets and headed out into the wilds with a French couple - Clementine and Vincent to have a wander around the steppe on horseback for a few days.

We pitched up at a ger camp (ger: traditional felt tent) and organised with Alexan the chief of the camp to rent some horses for a week. The next morning Pinbot and Ulana who would be our guides for the next week arrived and off we jolly well went. NB Pinbot and Ulana were the nicest guys, they took us up glaciers, under waterfalls, galloping across the plains, into innumerable ger camps for gallons of salty butter tea and platefuls of miscelaneous meat, over camels, under goats, and always always with massive smiles on their faces laughing with us and sometimes at us every step of the way.


Horse trek, Mongolia


The horse farted


A ridiculously beautiful sunset.


Up a glacier Mongolia


More horsing about



Sand dunes and rock formations, Mongolia


Shoeing horses


Clementine, moi and Ulanua our guide


Cooking dinner on the steppe













Clementine, Holly, Vincent


A sad soggy goodbye


Hitch-hiking to Hovd, the next town on from our patch of wilderness, we got picked up by 4 British lads in 2 cars on the Mongol rally. We stopped at the motorway service station for some grub...


We made it to Kovd the next morning stinking, knackered but happy : )


After a couple of days recuperation in Kovd it was time to head to Ulaanbataar to sort out a Chinese visa to get us out of Mongolia and into Thailand. We spent 50 hours in this little beauty traversing Mongolia East to West. non-stop. 19 people in a 10 seater van. with not an inch of tarmac to help ease the bumps. I can say with all honesty that this was absolutely the worst way to spend two days of my life. NEVER again. probably.

Monday, 4 August 2008

Gosh Agash!


As ever with this trip, no time to dwell on absent friends, we were heading to Mongolia. From Onguday we had a fairly pain free bus ride deeper into the Altai Republic. We'd heard some eye brow raising stories about the inhabitants of Altai, 'a massive bunch of drunks': but from the window of the bus all we saw was beautiful, wild forests and the unstoppable siberian rivers carving their way through ancient mountains. Arriving in Kosh Agash - the last main town on the Russian side of the border - felt like we had reached the end of the earth or the set of 'Mad Max'. Te place was frontiersville, piled high with rubbish with many a local staggering down one of the 2 streets, wrecked by 10am. Not a whole lot to do in this town....

Our next problem was how to cross the border. We didn't have to wait long as about half an hour after arriving at a hotel we had a knock at the door. A rough looking Mongolian dude stood there and from what we could work out in broken Russian was looking for passengers over the border the following day. Agreeing to join him on the 2 hour trip we shook a mighty hand and decided to get our heads down on a REAL BED for the first time in nearly 2 weeks. amen.

As promised at 8am we were collected by our new Mongolian friend in a rather tidy ex-Russian army jeep. This was to be our first introduction to Mongolian scheduling. About 4 hours later we were still sat parked up in front of the market as our driver tried in vain to fill the remaining seat in the jeep. Eventually another red faced mongol chap ambled over jumped in and away we went...well after our driver converted half our fare into cartons of cheap cigarettes.

The landscape got more and more barren and settlements fizzled out altogether as we headed east. Tashanta, the last and border town in Russia was fairly quiet to say the least. At 1pm the border was closed for lunch so we parked up and waited. As we waited a couple if Italian cyclists pulled up (cycled from Europe of course) and lo and bloody behold three cars with British number plates! Unbeknownst to us the Mongol Rally car race had begun three weeks previously and the contestants were starting to dribble into Mongolia in their sub 500 hundred pound, 1 litre cars.

Eventually we made it into the immigration office and got our valuable stamps before bundling back in the jeep. It became apparent at this stage that the driver's mate was completely soused, and began toasting Mongolia furiously with neat vodka as we neared the physical border. A Russian border guard opened the barrier and waved us on as we waved goodbye to Russia, and goodbye to the tarmac!

Sunday, 3 August 2008

Khan Altay

What do you get when you cross the beautiful Altai Mountains , a full Solar eclipse, and 2000+ ravers? Khan Altay (www.Khanaltay.org). Now this all smacked of a hippy love in, in what many people believe to be one spiritual place. Trance was the musical order of the day, so rightly so Holly & I were a little skeptical. However the whole event seemed to collide together into one of the most special moments of our trip.

The bus ride was, depending who you ask, a good start. 20 or so people crammed on a public minibus heading to Onguday the festival base camp. It was clear after an hour or so that this was the vodka express to hell. Four performance artists from Moscow lead the charge and re-charded our glasses until we had racked up an impressive 5 empty bottle of russian death. The 8 hour bus ride seemed to fly past, although toward the end the drunken singing was starting to frey a few nerves.

Onguday was to be the last civilized outpost before the festival and we had an overnighter here at the base camp where we got chatting with the other festival goers. A surprising proportion of these were international, and it wasn't long before we had buddied up with a rag tag bunch of fellow ravers. Macedonian, German, English, and of course Russians were represented in our group now 9 strong. The plan from here was to load all of our heavy bags onto a Russian military supply lorry taking the 45km off road route to the festival, whilst the passengers took a slightly shorter 20km road, leaving 10km walk to the festival. Jaws dropped as we climbed up into the Altai mountains driven by Gregory - a legend of a guy from St. Petersburg who despite no use of his legs ragged his little minivan until it could go no more. The 2 hour walk to the festival was a joy with a suprise waist deep icy river crossing and numerous vodka stops en route as we wound our way beside the Katun River deeper into the Altai. Eventually the unmistakable nylon hue of tents poking out through the forest and scrub met us as we sauntered into what would become the party zone.

Unfortunately there had been heavy rain the night before so the supply truck's route had been thwarted, meaning we'd arrived but our bags had not. Darkness fell but before long the sound of an engine and headlights could be seen, and low and behold the luggage had arrived. Well all but my bag, the bag containing our tent (This was to arrive 24 hours later). Still everyone shuffled up and after a hearty meal and lashings of vodka we all bunked down in various tents to awake to a stunning day, and our first good look at the festival.

Pretty small by European standards but the location and logistical excellence of the organisers had meant that they had come up with a real winner. This was a place for nice people. People smiled at you all the time. Communism was in full effect. What you had was shared and no-one whimpered. Music started a day after our arrival and OK it wasn't exactly our cup of tea, but the company, the banter and the general feeling of well being carried us through. Joined a few days later by a troupe of Norwegian trancers our gang got bigger and bigger. Mainly through Burim and Artian's passion and capacity for raving we saw several all nighters, and watching the sun come up in the Altai is perhaps one of the most breathtaking things to see. The 1st of August we stomped up above the festival to a ridge - waited for the end of the world. From about 4pm onwards the skies clouded over and the sun punched through frequently, clearing completely for the 3 minutes of full eclipse. I think I wet my pants at this point because the world as we knew it stopped, sounds, lights, everything. A chink of sunlight finally appeared again it felt like hours had passed and a link to something primal had been established.

After 10 days of camping in the woods, cooking on the fire, washing in the river, and raving all night, it sad to break up the party, but leave we must. It was to be a full day before we got out of the valley and back to base camp, and another night reminiscing before we continued our journey east.

Festival Highlights:
1.The eclipse
2.Our Norwegian friend who twisted his ankle on the first night, blagged a helicopter rescue out of the valley the next day and was back on the dance floor on crutches 2 days later. legend.
3.Medevuka - honey based alcohol to keep you on your feet
4.An icy dip in the Katun every morning to wash away the night before
5.losing my camera on the first night and having it handed back to me intact, with no pictures of other peoples bottoms, on the last day. huzah!
6.everyone who made it to the party

Friday, 1 August 2008

Khan Altai photos

A potted history of what we've been up to the last couple of months. First the solar eclipse in Russia, we packed ourselves off to a trance festival in the Altai region of Siberia and had an absolute ball. There were birthday shenanigans for a couple of the people we set up camp with (hi mega-sasha and sara, i hope it was a good one for you both?) and then the eclipse itself which was immense. I was trying to decide whether to film the whole thing and commit it to internet for all eternity, or to sit back and watch this incredible phenomenon with my own eyes and commit it to memory for the rest of my life - and I'm sorry to say I was selfish and watched it all with my eyes and not through a camera so I haven't got many photos, but you'll have to take my word for it that it was immense.
Sad goodbyes were said to the mini village we'd made in the middle of Siberia for 10 days, but I reckon it's not goodbye forever, more of a see you later. Following photos for you all : )























Eclipse watching, Khan Altai, Siberia

Watching the watchers


Solar eclipse

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